Thursday, October 19, 2006

Top Ten Ways to Bring in the New Year

10. Fall asleep behind the wheel for the second time and walk away-thank you, Lord!

9. Change careers and income level brackets

8. See how many address changes you can fit into one year-just for the heck of it

7. Be homeless or, uhh..."adventurous"

6. Party until you land in the ER

5. Go to Alaska and Hawaii in the same year

4. Go to a hot spring and get exfoliated and fill up on water for free

3. Accept the kindness of strangers and family

2. Fall in and out of love


1. Get a tattoo! (Not done yet. What should I get?)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should get a butterfly on your ankle!
Luv,
Christine

Anonymous said...

no no
rethink,
draw one on for a year
then get something that defines you or tells a bit about who you are
they are forever and when g-baby asks why the b-fly you can have a deeper answer than Thought it was "cute"
i have many so i can talk
You have a talent C keep it going

Maybe you shouldn't be a massage therapist if...

  • You're claustrophobic
  • You have a problem with sweat... or dirt... or strange smells
  • You have narcolepsy
  • Talking is one of your strong points
  • Thinking is one of your strong points
  • You'd like a stable income
  • You have issues with personal space
  • You have a thing with feet
  • You hate awkward silences
  • You put yourself first