Thursday, November 02, 2006

Top Ten Reasons I'm Glad to be Single

10. I can watch girly chick flicks at any given time.

9. Shaving is optional

8. The toilet seat is always down.


7. I'm free to roam wherever my heart desires.

6. I have a chance to get my career together.

5. Mr. Right has an opportunity to find me.

4. I have time to learn how to cook.

3. I know who I am and who I am not.

2. I get to hang out with lots of different people.

1. Long walks on the beach.

No comments:

Maybe you shouldn't be a massage therapist if...

  • You're claustrophobic
  • You have a problem with sweat... or dirt... or strange smells
  • You have narcolepsy
  • Talking is one of your strong points
  • Thinking is one of your strong points
  • You'd like a stable income
  • You have issues with personal space
  • You have a thing with feet
  • You hate awkward silences
  • You put yourself first